12. Die Hard 2
The Original Line: Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker
The Ridiculous Redub... The best part of this one is it barely even sounds like Bruce Willis delivering the line, or even someone who speaks English as a first language. The MF word is pretty much the most over-dubbed of all scripted words, with a number of variations including Do The Right Thing's profoundly odd Mickey Fickey, but McClane's inexplicable reference to a whole new character wins in the odd stakes. Who is Mr Falcon, and why does he deserve reference at a crucial point in the movie? Does this uncover some deep-seated mental torture that McClane has bottled up for years - some adolescent tormentor (perhaps an over-zealous gym teacher) who the young John fantasised about blowing up?
11. Spawn
The Original Line: Before I blow your fat circus-ass away, I want to know why..."
The Ridiculous Redub: Before I blow your fat circus away, I want to know why..." His fat circus? Wait... what? Surely swapping the incriminating word would have been better than making it seem like the threat was coming from someone who had suffered several bad head injuries as a child.