20 Insanely Awesome 2015 Movie One Liners

5. "No, I Have A Boyfriend" - Jurassic World

The Line: As the Jurassic World control room is being evacuated, Jurassic Park fanboy Lowery (Jake Johnson) says that someone has to stay behind, at which point he gets up to kiss the co-worker he's been crushing on, Vivian (Lauren Lapkus). However, she stops him firmly and says, "No, I have a boyfriend." He then says in surprise, "Oh, you don't mention him ever" and she replies, "Yeah, we're at work." Awwwkward. Why It's Awesome: It's a superb subversion of the cliched romantic get-together that happens in so many movies, and though Jurassic World itself forces the Chris Pratt-Bryce Dallas Howard pairing on us, at least this one is cleverly side-stepped with a devastatingly funny rejection. It'd be a crime if these characters, especially Lowery, weren't back for the next movie.
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