The Line: Major Marquis Warren (Samuel L. Jackson) is explaining to General Sanford Smithers (Bruce Dern) what fate befell his son, as he launches into a monologue about what transpired. He says, "You'd be surprised what a man that cold would do for a blanket. You wanna know what your boy did? I pulled my big black pecker out of my pants, and I made him crawl through the snow on all fours over to it. Then I grabbed a handful of that black hair at the back of his head, and I stuck my big black johnson right down his goddamn throat, and it was full of blood so it was warm. Oh, you bet your sweet a** it was warm, and Chester Charles Smithers sucked on that warm black dingus for as long as he could." He pauses for a moment and ends with, "Starting to see pictures, ain't you?" Why It's Awesome: The entire monologue is hilariously depraved, but there's just something about the "warm black dingus" part of it that wins out, especially said with such verve and relish from Samuel L. freaking Jackson. How could you not lose your s*** when he says something like that?
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