2. I Could Never Have Sex With A Man Who Had Such Little Regard For My Husband (1973)
What The...? Another farce, with the added spice of sex. Two middle-aged pairs of aspiring swingers head to Martha's Vineyard, hire a summer house, and sit around discussing the merits of having affairs. There are clearly aspirations of being a sophisticated version of the usual farce fare, but there is nothing in the way of insightful material, and the characters fall flat in the face of a commitment to awful comedy.
Is It Any Good? It's a 1970s sex farce. The actors are completely wasted, the characters poorly formed and the humour scrapes the barrels that even the Carry On, and Confessions Of... films would probably have ignored.
1. Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh-Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead, Part 2 In Shocking 2-D (1991)
What The...? Probably the longest film title of all time (excluding painful sounding educational fair,) and thus the winner of this not-so-prestigious run-down by some distance, Night Of The Day Of The Dawn... is another spoof movie, this time, obviously, taking in the zombie genre. Rather than creating all new footage, director James Riffel simply redubbed genre classic Night Of the Living Dead with "comical" dialogue and added in new clips to create a new film. The second installment of a five film series (the first installment is "lost" in Riffel's parents' house,) the film was cheaply made, and distributed to only 500 US video stores, but it has attained cult status, probably thanks to its gimmicky, ludicrous title.
Is It Any Good? No. Indulging this sort of student comedian clap-trap is exactly why everyone thinks they're either a comedian or a film-maker. It comes off like a sub-Monty Python redub, without the intellect, and it's difficult to watch ten minutes of the inane silliness, let alone an hour and twenty minutes. Did we miss any ludicrously titled movies that deserve to have made this list? Share your own picks below in the comments thread.