20 Terrible Movies You Should See Before You Die

Wearing flippers, a wetsuit adorned with beads and an inflated trash bag over his head, a man-jellyfish hybrid kidnaps grade-Z starlets and slobbers over them in a polystyrene cave furnished with a fish tank, TV antennae and a machine with dials and flashing lights.

Weirder still is “Special Singing Star” Neil Sedaka, who makes his presence felt via the ska-tinged Do The Jellyfish, which encourages the listener to “Forget your Cinderella/ And do the jella/ The jilla jalla jella/ It’s really kinda swella/ To do the jalla jellyfish.”