20 Things We'd Never Do Thanks To Horror Movies
I love horror films. Partly it's the sense of sheer anarchy and disregard for accepted norms of taste and respectability that the best splatter movies accomplish; partly it's the opportunity they provide to graphically explore fears, doubts and neuroses in a protective environment. While many horror films are based on absurd premises or unlikely coincidences after all, there's no point worrying about whether you'll randomly become the target of a serial killer or the victim of an unstoppable wave of the living dead there are stock horror situations that you can easily take steps to avoid. Some of the entries on this list are common sense, and the tendency of horror films to regularly disregard them grants us a platform from which to mock the idiocy of their characters; others are more innocent, acts which until the release of key horror entries I would not have thought twice about, but which I've developed an unfortunate aversion towards thanks to a decade of consuming horror films. All of these are true. Try not to hold them against me...