Kevin Smiths hilarious and profane ode to religion follows two fallen angels who plan to employ an alleged loophole in Catholic dogma to return to Heaven, after being cast out by God; but as existence is founded on the principle that God is infallible, their success would prove God wrong and thus undo all creation. The last scion and two prophets are sent by the Voice of God to stop them. Salma Hayek plays a heavenly muse who takes the form of an even heavenly stripper whose appearance is a pleasant surprise about a quarter of the way though the film. We first see her in a strip club as she moves her flawless body to New Editions Candy Girl as Kevin Smith mainstays Jay and Silent Bob understandably give her whatever money they can come up with. With her naughty schoolgirl-esque routine, her nerdy glasses and pink underwear, Salma, as the song playing in the background suggests, looks so sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhOFiLYbafY
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