14. The Sat Phone In The Spinosaurus' Stomach (Jurassic Park III)
Late in the movie, Alan and the Kirbys are alerted to the Spinosaurus' presence by the familiar Nokia ringtone from Paul's satellite phone, which he had given to Nash prior to his being devoured. The scene makes zero sense for two major reasons: a) there's absolutely no way the phone would survive long in the dinosaur's stomach, where it would be destroyed by the acid and b) even if the phone could survive the conditions of a Spinosaurus stomach, how in the hell would it be heard outside the dino's body, especially as far away as the humans were standing? It's not quite as bad as the film's worst offences, but Christ alive, it's close.
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