1. Bruce Willis and Kevin Smith Could Kiss and Make Up
Why is this important you ask? Well, who wants to see Detective John McClane and Silent Bob fight? Furthermore, couldn't Bruce Willis and Kevin Smith making up lead to one of the greatest partnerships EVER!? Think of them as a poor man's Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro. Imagine it: the two start getting along as they bond over a love for Die Hard. Then they become an unusual bromance as they promote the movie to fans. Seeing Bruce get beat up in the movie helped Smith through his issues and watching Silent Bob die in the movie helped Willis with his. Next thing you know Smith and Willis are making movies left and right. Smith is doctoring Willis action movies giving him one liners that are mostly penis jokes and Star Wars references. Willis is showing up in Smith movies and gets an uncensored podcast on Smodcast network. It'd be great, right? Smith and Willis have worked together twice. Once was already on a Die Hard movie and if you don't know the horror stories behind Cop Out then Google them. But, this would be the movie to bring these two polar opposite personalities together. We would finally get Bruce Willis as a store manager in Clerks III and Willis telling bad guys that Han shot first. Am I the only one that thinks this is cool? Perhaps I am. But even so, one thing if for sure. Kevin Smith is the guy to save Die Hard. It may sound crazy, but so do most crazy ideas. Sound off in the comments below about what kind of lines you think Smith could give McClane or just take the opportunity to call me crazy! Whatever works for you!