7 Great Happy Madison Movies (And 7 That SUCK)

Let's set the scene. Marvin Mange is an aspiring police officer with a friend named Fatty. He buys something called "Badger Milk", which he believes is making him stronger. He begins acting more and more like an animal, and seems to be losing control of his subconscious.

It's about as good as it sounds. Rob Schneider, as always, looks as though he wandered in not having seen the script, and began improvising physical comedy that made no one laugh. For his work in the film, Schneider was nominated for a Razzie for "Worst Actor of the Decade".

The film is, in fact, so bad that Sony created a fake film critic to give the film some critical praise.

Think about all the other things you could do with the 83 minutes it takes to watch The Animal, and then please, please, go and do one of those instead.