6 & 5. Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen Ridicule Their Turbulent Public Images - Scary Movie 5
Has there ever been a more desperate and inherently sad pairing than that of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen? Sure, one could argue that that's entirely the point of their teaming-up in the abysmal Scary Movie 5, given the nature of their failing careers and highly publicised, train wreck-like personal lives, but where's the funny in that? If anything, it's wholly depressing that the pair of once talented actors have to agree to schtick like this. The set-up is as follows, then: Lohan and Sheen, playing themselves (of course), get together to shoot a sex tape. Lindsay, presumably in the belief that she's being so meta and brilliantly self-aware in taking up the chance to make fun of her recent antics, offers up the following dialogue as Charlie gets the camera ready: "I don't want to end up all over the internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile." Get it? Because she doesn't pride herself on that at all! Charlie, on the other hand, just looks glad to have some work in an actual Hollywood movie.