9 Classic Movies With Insane Unofficial Sequels

7. Troll 2

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That’s right, one of the most infamous terrible movies ever isn’t even an official sequel to its predecessor; it doesn’t even have any trolls in it! Shot under the title Goblin, this "sequel" follows a family being terrorised by a witch and her army of man eating goblins; hilarity ensues. 

The film was written and shot by an Italian crew in America, and since they spoke next to no English that might explain why the film makes little - or any - sense. Whoever thought midgets dressed in potato sacks and cheap Halloween masks would be terrifying needs to go back to film school post haste, and the acting by the lead cast is endearingly awful.

Still, it’s impossible to watch Troll 2 and not have fun, since it’s so bonkers. People are turned into plants, a young boy teams up with the ghost of his grandfather – who is still able to toss Molotov cocktails somehow – to stop the Goblins, and he saves his family at one point by peeing in their food; terrible has never been so much fun. 

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