5. Darcy...Exists (Thor)
The Moment: Pretty much any time Darcy Lewis, the perky pal and intern of Jane Foster, who refers to Mjolnir as "Meow-Meow", appears on screen. Why It Needs To Be Retconned: Because though Kat Dennings tries her hardest to be charming and funny, Darcy is a mostly annoying character and probably the worst form of comic relief in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The squeaky voice, the fast talking, and the sheer goofiness of it all is deeply off-putting, and the movies wouldn't be any worse at all without her. Will It Be?: Not a chance. Though Darcy's appearances throughout the MCU are thankfully rather sparse, expect to see her in supporting comic relief capacity once again in Thor: Ragnarok, though as she tends to stay out of the bigger Marvel movies, that may well be the last time audiences will need to deal with her. Yay!
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