6. Gymnastic Velociraptor - The Lost World: Jurassic Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3wT6dw4hZY Everybody knows that Steven Spielberg's follow-up to his very own cinematic classic Jurassic Park is relatively mediocre fare, but it's still a blockbuster in every sense of the word. The biggest problem with The Lost Word is that there isn't really anything special about it, and it doesn't add to the awe that audiences likely felt when they were watching the original: it's a step backwards, if you will. Still, you can tune into this thing and have a good enough time, I guess. It's far from terrible, right? Wrong. It's bearable, I agree, until a very specific point, and that point is when Dr. Ian Malcolm's kid daughter - who we know likes gymnastics and is good at them - uses her "mad skills" to kick and defeat velociraptor. Seriously. She shouts "Hey, you!", swings into action, and gets it through a window. You know what a velociraptor is, don't you? Uh-huh: terrifying, bird-like creatures that are almost impossible to kill. And yet, Steven Spielberg decided to include this part in the movie. Up until this point, I'm always like, "Ah, Lost World isn't so bad," but then this ridiculous excuse for a event occurs, and I instantly remember why I think way the movie is a dud. Horrifying.