9 Weirdly Erotic Scenes From Family Films
5. The Brave Little Toaster To The Rescue - A Computer Ejaculates Paper
There are a lot of ways to teach young boys about the delightful and disgusting emissions they're capable of producing, but "animated computer ejaculates out of his paper tray" probably shouldn't be your first choice.
For those unaware, The Brave Little Toaster is a kids movie from the 80s that deals with a lot of very adult themes, including abandonment issues, the high costs of redemption, and the disposable nature of modern life. The sequel, The Brave Little Toaster To the Rescue, decided to focus on orgasms.
The antagonist is Rob, a college kid whose appliances come to life when he's not around. At one point in the film, Rob's computer (voiced by the incomparable Kevin Meaney) springs to life after being infected with a virus, and immediately begins to detail his climax. No, really.
He talks about his the feelings he's getting in his "regions heretofore only dreamed of" and shudders while moaning about how good it feels. The dorm room computer goes on to say things like "my memory banks are being stroked by an expert" and "I feel something happening inside of me" before shooting a wad of paper out of its printer.
Not surprisingly, he's all smiles afterward.