5 That Sucked...
5. Puss in Boots - Puss
No, not that Puss in Boots. Puss in Boots is 1988 feature from The Cannon Group (the company that brought us several classic ultra-violent action movies like the Death Wish sequels and Missing In Action). This is a bizarre live-action musical adaptation of the classic fairytale with Walken playing Puss. It has to be seen to believed. It pains me to put Puss In Boots on this list because its undeniable fun and Walken carries it with ease. However, the concept is so ridiculous that it merits a place on this list. The film sees Walken as the famous cat as he helps a miller's son achieve his dreams of wealth and romance. Seeing Walken sing "You're lookin' at a happy cat, a watch-me-dance, toe-tappy cat, a cat who had a dream that just came true" is truly insane and fans of the actor will lap this trashy fairy tale up. However, the fact of the matter is that Christopher Walken is not a cat, so this performance has to be classed as one that sucked.