EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Donna Chang - Halloween: Resurrection

While the decision made by Donna to explore a secret area under the Myers House could certainly be questioned, even more baffling was the creative decision to have some sort of sewer system connected to the Myers House's basement. Or kind of basement, for that initial underground area is where Donna and Jim Morgan hook up, believing themselves to be out of the way of the cameras.

Once it's discovered that this area has all been staged by Dangertainment, that the two have been filmed having sex, and that the eerie items dotted around are made in Taiwan, Jim scarpers to look for answers. For Donna, though, she notices a crack in the wall, squeezes through, finds herself in some creepy sewer system, and continues through the sewers until she finds a bed, some newspaper clippings about Laurie Strode, a dead rat, and then eventually Michael Myers.

This whole setup just feels so odd and makes minimal sense, and winds up with Donna getting impaled on a random spike that just so happens to be sticking out from a gate.

Howard Boggs - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Michael Myers actor Tyler Mane's pro wrestling career came in handy for this particular kill, with Michael chokeslamming Howard and then stomping him to death.

And what did Howard do to deserve this? Well, he got a little snippy with Michael while taking out the trash from The Rabbit in Red Lounge where Michael's mother Deborah used to work.

Would Michael have let Howard go if he'd not talked trash to him? Likely not, but by playing 'tough guy' towards the Shape sealed the deal for him.

Willy The Kid - Halloween Ends

A shock jock for Haddonfield's WURG radio station, Willy the Kid spends Halloween Ends spouting conspiracy theories and just generally trying to stir up a sense of unease and panic in the town. He also tries to start a fight with Corey Cunningham at one point, as well as insulting Allyson.

So, when Corey returns to the station on Halloween night, it was never going to end well for Willy.

By 'never going to end well', that means he has his jaw broken after being rammed into a desk over and over again, and Corey then cuts his tongue out.

It's also worth making a brief mention of Willy's receptionist, as played by Diana Prince, aka The Last Drive-In's Darcy the Mail Girl. She's another killed during Corey's return to WURG, but we can't really see what happens to her, as it's out of focus in the background as the camera keeps its attention on Willy the Kid.