EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Lance Tivoli - Halloween Kills

Lance Tivoli is the name of the fella who Kills' incensed Haddonfield mob bafflingly mistakes for Michael Myers, and you can't help but feel all kinds of sorry for him.

Tivoli was actually first seen in the opening moments of 2018's Halloween, seen as one of the patients locked up with Michael at Smith's Grove. He's also able to make his escape from the crash that Dr. Sartain had orchestrated in that picture.

A confused Lance makes his way to Haddonfield Memorial Hospital, where Tommy Doyle and his mob believe he's Michael Myers, which just throws up so many questions. Yes, there was clearly a message here about mob mentality, fear, and that desperation to unload anger, and yes, Michael had, in this timeline, been locked up away from the world for 40 years, but this was such a dumb decision by David Gordon Green, Danny McBride, Scott Teems, and anyone else who had a hand in this subplot.

Anyway, as for that death, with Karen Nelson's pleas to the baying mob falling on deaf ears, poor Lance Tivolo throws himself six floors to his death, with his final words being a simple "Help me."

The Vagabond - Halloween Ends

Much like certain other Halloween Ends deaths, this one is another that was pretty darn stupid.

Played by Blaque Fowler, the character is simply referred to as Vagabond in the film's end credits, and he's the first intentional kill of Ends.

Vagabond is the fella who claims to be Michael Myers to Corey Cunningham, brandishing a small knife and trying to attack Corey, only for that scuffle to end with Corey fatally stabbing this homeless man.

Again, if you're going to pretend you're Michael Myers while brandishing a blade at someone, you haven't really got much of an argument if those tables are turned on you.

Big Lou Martini - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Having been a supporting player in both of Rob Zombie's Halloween pictures, Big Lou was the owner of The Rabbit in Red Lounge where Deborah Myers had previously worked.

Not just that, but years after Deborah's suicide, and one year after Michael's Halloween rampage, this slimeball used Deborah's time as a dancer there as a creepy marketing tool. Essentially, come and visit the club where the mother of a serial killer used to dance.

Michael clearly wasn't a fan of such a marketing campaign, with the Shape beating the tar out of Big Lou, breaking his arm, and smashing his skull into a wall.