EVERY Jurassic Park & World Death RANKED By Stupidity

In The Lost World: Jurassic Park, the owner of the boat taking Ian Malcolm and co. to Isla Sorna knew not to get too close to the island. There was something of a mythology around the string of islands that Sorna was a part of, known locally as the Five Deaths.

In Jurassic Park III, however, on the complete other end of the spectrum, Enrique Cardoso (Julio Oscar Machoso) operated Dino-Soar, a company that brought people to Isla Sorna and had them parasail to try and see the dinosaurs that lived there.

One of these is an example of a smart person, the other is not. When Enrique and his co-captain were eaten by something in the water, they couldn't have anyone else but themselves to blame. Why put yourself in ridiculous danger like that?

They said they were going to get their customers close but not too close, but were too dumb to realise that they were already way too close by the time they even said it.