EVERY Jurassic Park & World Death RANKED By Stupidity

10. InGen Soldiers - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Blue
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There is, naturally, a lot of stupidity on this list. A lot of people got themselves killed by doing indefensibly idiotic things, then there are those that couldn't do much about what happened to them. This entry features a little bit of both.

When Zia (Daniella Pineda) was confronted by one of Eli Mills' InGen goons, she released Blue. Unlike how Rainn Delacourt was punished when he released two big old predators in Malta, Zia made sure she was protected by the gate of Blue's containment.

Within seconds, the Raptor was toying with the InGen soldier, essentially playing with her food. Then a second came along, voluntarily taking on Blue instead of getting the hell out of there as quickly as he could. He was knocked to the ground by Blue's tail without her even looking, and suffered the same fate as his colleague.

You can't say that the first casualty here strictly couldn't do anything about his fate, because he chose to be at that mansion on that day, and he chose to be aggressive towards Zia. However, once face to face with Blue, the writing was on the wall. But the second soldier who went out of his way to go one-on-one with a Velociraptor? Different story entirely.

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