Fifty Shades Freed: 18 WTF Moments

9. The Ice Cream Scene

Fifty Shades Darker Dakota Johnson Jamie Dornan
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Ah, the ice cream scene, a so-bad-it's-good masterpiece of attempted sexiness that falls totally flat.

Ana is in the kitchen eating ice cream - it's vanilla Ben and Jerry's, of course - in the middle of the night, when Christian joins her and the two have a chat. Before long, Ana has "accidentally" spooned some ice cream on his chest, and continues to spoon it on his chest leading down to his nether-regions, licking it off as she goes.

This eventually culminates in an ice cream blowjob, before Christian returns the favour, licking ice cream from her legs all the way to her crotch. It's staggeringly un-sexy, though, because it's framed so awkwardly to avoid showing any actual genitalia. What's the point?

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