The Head Of House Is Alerted
The Boy Is Struck With A Wingardium Leviosa Curse
The Stairs Turn Into A Slide
The Boy Becomes Pretrified
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.
