Jurassic World: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

2. Claire Goes To Prison (But Is Still Wearing Those High Heels)

If Americans love one thing (they actually love loads of things, like NASCAR and Cheeze Whip) it's having someone to blame. Folk died at Jurassic World which, albeit based in Costa Rica, was being run by an American company. Someone's going to pay for it before the public can get any closure.

So who publically takes the fall? Well, President Masrani already died in a ball of fire, and chief-instigator Hoskins had his insides pulled out by a raptor, which leaves Claire as the only surviving management-level employee.

It might seem harsh, but the court case would have been pretty straight forward. After not being able to locate the Indominus on thermal imaging, she abandoned the scene and allowed three employees to enter the paddock - two of which were promptly killed. She then gave the order to send an entire team of park security into the jungle with only non-lethal weapons - all of which were promptly killed. Finally, saving the day or otherwise, she set a T-Rex free in a park that still had thousands of people yet to be evacuated. "Give her the chair!" cries the widow of the ACU squad leader as Claire is led out of court clutching her beige high-heels.

Of course, with all relationships based on stressful situations never lasting longer than a few weeks, chief witness for the prosecution is Owen Grady.

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