Jurassic World: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

1. They Open Another Park

Because of course they do. If there is one over-riding lesson to be taken from the Jurassic franchise, it's got nothing to do with evolution, the power of nature, or the folly of human superiority - it's simply that, if there's some serious money to be made, then corporations will take whatever risk they like. Even with the lives of others. The BP Oil Spill killed members of 8,332 separate species, including 11 humans. It has wiped a beautiful natural landscape off the face of the earth forever, and the men responsible have never completely been held to account. The company is still the 5th biggest in the entire world. InGen have tried - three times now - to open a dinosaur park and killed a load of people in the process, the only lesson they'll learn is to try and build the walls a little higher next time. Why? Because you'd still go. We'd all still go. Because dinosaurs.
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