Jurassic World: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

7. Internet Conspiracy Theorists Dig Up The Military Raptor Project

The internet is great at the best of times but, when some huge news story emerges with even a shred of doubt lingering over the official report, it's amazing. Global Warming is a huge hoax to soften the population up to higher taxes, 9/11 was organised by the US government to get public support for a war, and the fluoride they put in toothpastes is a chemical designed to make us all dumber. Apparently.

Now imagine how the world's bedroom activists would react to an island in Costa Rica being overrun by a genetically modified dinosaur. Within a day Owen Grady's service record would have been dug up, within a week there would be a paper trail linking InGen's weapon division with the raptor facilities, and within a month there will be compelling evidence that raptor's - disguised as humans - are actually running a secret society that controls all the world's banks.

"Two facts are irrefutable" writes an anonymous blogger on thetruthseeker.com, "that InGen were using former Navy Seals to train velociraptors, and that the park's civilians were all hoarded into a perfect killzone. They might try to paint this as yet another natural disaster, but if the government did want a live test of using raptors in a warzone this is precisely how they'd have done it. Illuminati confirmed. Keep watching the skies."