Jurassic World: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

6. Ian Malcolm Does A Heartfelt Interview On Jimmy Fallon

With Dr Alan Grant still refusing to pick up his phone - and still doing lectures about raptors having feathers to about 8 people - the media will turn to Ian Malcolm. A man never shy to offer an opinion, and probably with a rerun of his book to promote.

Also hoping to distance himself from a level of accountability with the park (after all, if anyone had died in the Gyrospheres, his voice would have been the last thing they heard over their own screaming) Jimmy Fallon schedules a frank and serious segment about the incident on his talk show. Hoping to talk about the morals and merits of genetic manipulation, the rights of animals in captivity, and man's insatiable desire to exploit nature for its own entertainment, the band play him on to The End by The Doors.

"The problem with the scientific power they've used is it didn't require any discipline to attain it. They read what others had done and you took the next step. They stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could, and before they knew what they had, they patented it, packaged it, slapped in on a plastic lunch box and sold it. Their scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should".

"Wow" responds Fallon, "that's really deep". Malcom shrugs; "yeah, just thought of it now".

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