Jurassic World: 10 Things That Would Have Happened Afterwards

4. An Owen Grady Biopic Gets Cast

The one person to come out of the whole thing relatively well is Owen. Not senior enough to take any of the blame for any incidents, smart enough to steer clear of doing any interviews, and pretty good looking to boot, the world will fall promptly in love with a man who can LITERALLY TRAIN RAPTORS. As his myth builds and his legend grows, so too will the idea of running a big-budget biopic. His youth, his time in the Navy, and of course his relationship with the four velociraptors. It's a story of one man's struggle to fit in, and the acceptance he finally finds as the Alpha in a pack of terrifying, scaly monsters with brains the size of grapes (presumably played by the girls from Sex and the City). Early contenders to play him include a smattering of young up-and-coming actors - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Chris Pine and Jim Sturgess all throw their hats into the ring at some stage - but the part eventually goes to Bradley Cooper after he realises he can only either play people in the armed forces or CGI racoons.