5. Ken The Jedi Prince Books
Mission Vao is an exasperating teenage twerp but shes great company when you compare her to this little runt. A Jedi Prince (which luckily is a concept that was never picked up on again in the entire Star Wars canon), Ken was brought up in an underground city on Yavin IV by droids so that the Empire wouldnt find him and he could one day become a Jedi. After a chance meeting with Luke Skywalker, he joins the Rebel Alliance and goes on to annoy the living daylights out of any reader above the age of ten. Ken is supposed to be the hero of the Jedi Prince series but he is mind-meltingly irritating. Possibly because hes twelve but definitely because hes an idiot, doing things like accidentally taking Han Solos airspeeder for a joyride and then getting arrested for it. But the worst thing about Ken is the truth about his parentage: he is the child of a Jedi Princess named Kendalina and Emperor Palpatines mutant three-eyed son Triclops. Thats right, apparently as well as plotting the downfall of the Jedi, Palpatine was also going out on the pull at the same time. It was just a cheap attempt to mimic the impact of that infamous I am your father moment and it didnt work. Kens story never really ended properly and has been all but wiped from Star Wars history. Thank God.