6. The Force Trainer, Force Glove, & Lots of Bad Toys
Oh my Palpatines, the force is for real. I always knew it. It's really hard deciding whether Star Wars: The Force Trainer toy is either the coolest or most retarded thing in the universe. On one hand, it's a toy that uses actual neuroscience to work. There are receptacles placed on the head that detect brain waves when the player (or Padawan learner if you will) concentrates on the ping pong ball in the plastic tube. This concentration activates a small fan underneath the ball and it rises depending on how strong the level of concentration. All fun and games until someone pops a blood vessel or poops their pants. Star Wars: Force Glove is way worse. There's a magnet in the glove you see and if there's an opposite magnet in front of you, well... it moves.