1. Star Wars VII: Return Of The Death Tax
A long time ago, in galaxy far, far away... Following the destruction of the Death Star and the evil Emperor Palpatine, the galaxy rejoiced. Their happiness however was short lived as new Chancellor Leia Solo had no choice but to impose heavy pecuniary burdens on every star system. The payment was exacted via legislative authorities and was not a voluntary payment or donation but an enforced contribution. Head of the new Jedi Order, Luke Skywalker and his oldest friend General Han Solo rallied against these evil levies particularly the evil T.W.A.A.T. organisation (Taxing Wookies After Attack Tax). In a stunning move Chancellor Solo ordered her two best debt collectors, R.U.T8KINGPISH and C.I.TOLD.U.I.H8ED.EPISODEI to chase down the tax dodgers....
Plot: Er, none really but this did make a good cathartic exercise and I now feel a lot better about The Phantom Menace. We hope you enjoyed the potential crawls. Please feel free (or the force) to leave your thoughts in the comments section below.