Ten Movie Vampires that Sucked!!!
6. The Cast of The Little Vampire
Vampires arent supposed to be cute and if I really had the desire to watch a bunch of kids, caked in make-up, acting badly, Id series link Hollyoaks.
2000s The Little Vampire features a post-Jerry MaguireJonathan Lipnicki doing what he did best back then: being all adorable and vomit-inducing.
Maybe Im just bitter because I actually bore an uncanny resemblance to Lipnicki in my formative years and short of people thinking I was cute like they did with Lipnicki, I was routinely ridiculed, even coining the nickname the little professor for one very long summer those scars still run deep today Damn you Lipnicki! But personal vendettas aside, while clearly a kids film The Little Vampire helped contribute to the world we live in today: a world where vampires just arent as scary as they used to be. Having a bunch of pre-pubescent vampires, led by an actor called Rollo Weeks (a name which sounds more like Chris Moyles diet than that of a child star) dressed like the lost boys from Peter Pan flying round the screen probably made kids want to be vampires when they grew up rather than live in fear of one of written historys greatest monsters - Bram Stoker was probably spinning in his coffin. Richard E. Grant did his best to try and save proceedings but sadly The Little Vampire couldnt be saved from being eternally damned to mediocrity and further contributing to the de-fanging of the Vampire.