Ten Movie Vampires that Sucked!!!

5. Una

losmuertosPlayed by Arly Jover From Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

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Jon Bon Jovi. That€™s right people, when you can€™t get James Woods back for one of the most needless sequels ever; you get the next best thing, sort of. Everyone€™s favourite poodle-haired eighties rocker (behind Joey Tempest from Europe obviously) turns vampire hunter in Vampires: Los Muertos the follow-up to John Carpenter€™s moderately successful 1998 vampire yarn. Ignoring the fact that Bon Jovi is no more vampire hunter than I am and the lazy writing that makes this sequel a near carbon copy of the first film, Los Muertos also features one of the most dull lead vampires in film history; Arly Jover€™s Una. She may be quite nasty, her €˜vampire-time€™ slaughter of the patrons of a diner is rather impressive, but Una never really feels like a formidable opponent, even if she is up against the guy who did the soundtrack for Young Guns II.
 
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