4. Leonid
Played by Meat Loaf From Blood Rayne (2006)
Uwe Boll is a name as synonymous with gash as Ron Jeremy. In 2005 Boll further cemented his hack reputation when he turned his hand to adapting hit video game
Blood Rayne. The film was big at The Razzies that year, but out of all the shocking performances in this clusterfuck of a film, one stands out like a bat out of hell (sorry)
Meat Loaf, who lets not forget has turned in some decent performances over the years in the likes of
Fight Club and err oh wait thats it, makes his vampire bow here as Leonid. In the sort of story you would probably think to be one of those cinema urban legends, you know, like
Errol Flynn playing the piano with his penis, Boll is actually reported to have hired prostitutes to appear in a scene with the big man to keep down production costs, yet
Meat Loafs still the most wooden thing in the scene And whos ever heard of a fat vampire before?