For all of the on-the-nose product placement featured in Jurassic World, only one man sought to heroically protect his investment in the midst of a full-blown dinosaur attack, launching countless internet memes, inspiring numerous cosplayers and spawning one of the year's most popular GIF's in the process. Margaritaville owner and co-founder Jimmy Buffett is a friend of Jurassic World producer Frank Marshall, which saw the restaurant chain given a premium location on the Isla Nublar theme park's main strip. It doesn't matter if the patrons around you are being viciously attacked by escaped genetically-engineered flying reptiles, you can't let a couple of perfectly good margaritas go to waste.
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