These Movie Product Placements SUCK!

What in the name of Christ Almighty was going on with Foodfight? It's the film that Hollywood forgot about and then when it was ressurected, the rest of the world wished they could forget. The animation looks like it was crafted by a grad student over the weekend and carries all the fluidity of !*$% rigor mortis, the vocal delivery by Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff is like taking a literaly grater to your eardrums, and on top of this the product placement is about as gross as diving into a pool of used condoms.

I mean for f*cks sake the product placement isn't even any good to begin with. By this, I mean that there are some instances where films setting offers up natural jokes for products to either be used or be referenced in a humorous manner, and you'd think that by setting Foodfight! in a supermarket with tonnes of identifiable brands would afford the writers the chance to create these moments right?

WRONG. OH. SO MUCH WRONG.

Instead of putting in any thought at all Foodfight! decides to put all of the corporate mascots together in a few scenes to hammer you with so much on the nose advertising that it bloody breaks it, and when you couple it with the horrific animation, makes you think that you're suffering from a fever dream and are actually lying on the couch in your own vomit as daytime TV blares at you.

Hell, I'd actually take that scenario over watching this bargain bin offal again.