Transformers: The Last Knight - 10 Reactions To The First Trailer

6. Oh...There Are Kids In This?

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Paramount Pictures

Oh, look, it's just what the Transformers franchise needs. Not coherence, not a strict editor, not some semblance of genuine human emotion, but kids. Woo...

I want to stay and I want to fight them proclaims a young girl to Mark Wahlberg as her town/city is utterly destroyed by an enormous drone with two legs. Cut to Wahlberg charging across a street and grabbing her away from a massive explosion. So it's gonna include kids like that, is it? They'll need repeated saving until Wahlberg's character is about to be killed at which point they'll show up and prove themselves by "unexpectedly" saving the day.

Hurray, kids! As if some of the Autobots weren't irritating enough...

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