9. Don't Have Sex With Vulnerable Women
What would happen in the real world if a 120-year-old man started to make moves on a venerable, 20 something woman who just had her own father try to kill her? There would be an outcry. He would be branded a pervert and she would be labelled a gold-digger, even though she has more than him. Blatantly disregarding all moral standings and overstepping the line, Wolverine decides to sleep with Mariko, the granddaughter he is supposed to be protecting. She has had her life thrown in turmoil, her grandfather has just died and the Yakuza are trying to kill her. The chances are that she is probably not in the best frame of mind. But instead, Wolverine decides the best option for is to have sex with this women. That should sort her out. How about keeping it in his wolf pants? Having sex might complicate things even more. Afterwards, Wolverine shows Mariko how romantic he is by having a sweaty nightmare, nearly cutting her as she sleeps beside him and then telling her a really boring story about how he was once in love with Jean Grey.