10 Dumbest Ways We've All Died In Video Games
3. Death By Snu-Snu - Mass Effect 2
The physical act of love is something I do all the time. With, like, real girls. All the time. But don’t ask me about what that entails, because I’m a gentleman who doesn’t talk about such things. But I totally know what you do, and everything. I know how to do... all the stuff.
And, as I know so much about... the stuff, I know that Mass Effect’s portrayal of the act is super-accurate. Windows steaming up, and a kind of... brief, awkward slithering motion. Very accurate sexing.
And this also includes Morinth, a rare Ardat-Yakshi Asari (say that ten times quickly) who Shepard can choose to do the bibbly-boozle with - though it’s quickly established that she kills whoever she mates with, and the crew repeatedly remind Shepard of this fact.
Still, the player can opt to collide cremolas, and when they do the act, they die. Brutally. Despite numerous warnings.