10 Pathetic Video Game Baddies You Should Feel Bad For Killing

5. Broom Hatter - Kirby

Given that Kirby is probably the least threatening hero in the history of Nintendo games, it's probably not all that surprising to find one of the so-called baddies from his games, but Broom Hatter pretty much takes the cake.d The witch-hatted street sweeper was beyond harmless: she spends all of her time sweeping without prejudice, mostly just ignoring Kirby entirely in her duties, until the pink blob wanders into the way.
As if a committed lack of visciousness wasn't enough, Broom Hatter's only power was to die: like a bumble bee taking the almighty plunge to sacrifice themselves for the good of the hive, the Hatter will immediately die on impact with Kirby's dangerously blobby skin. There is literally no need to kill Broom Hatter, since she's actually doing a service around the Dreamland, and making sure the dust doesn't build up, but that doesn't stop the pink freak's murderous hunger.
 
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