6. My Team Sucks
Psychologists refer to this as blame-deflection. A cognitive dissonance caused by your inner conscious being unable to grasp that it might actually indeed be you that is the problem. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders states: "The individual deals with emotional conflict or internal or external stressors by concealing the true motivations for his or her own thoughts, actions, or feelings through the elaboration of reassuring or self serving but incorrect explanations." MuddledMuppet states: "Stop blaming others for your totally inept attempts to 360 no-scope while jumping from towers whilst your team is actually playing the freakin' game." It's a hard coal to pull out of the fire here, but making me laugh will always make me forget or at least forgive the insult, anything inventively insluting hidden beneath a layer of peurility should work. Booger face probably won't