7. Spawn Of Satan
Inevitably this comes from players who actually get a choice where to spawn, then whine about what happened when they spawned there. Take some freakin' responsibility! Lemme guess, you spawned at base 'cos you wanted that shiny helicopter to then go and base-rape the other team. Probably moaning about your team-mates who aren't busy capturing flags or holding them. Further complaining that there aren't enough spawn points for you to choose from 'cos you tried to spawn on the helicopter every single time! Find that guy who buys into the Nigerian Prince story please, 'cos he's the only one who's gonna buy this old chestnut. Tell me however that you'd rather have spawned in your team-mates jockstrap and I'll hug you. No kiss 'tho 'till you've found some mouthwash.