5. Distractions
I know for a fact that some players will blame their mom for yelling that dinner is ready and the subsequent 20 minute diatribe that follows this. You want a distraction to blame? If you're that kid who seems to join every lobby I'm in with their cheap-ass microphone picking up everything from the dog farting to your equally in-bred sister screaming along to Justin Bieber, I'm quite happy to provide the excuse that 'Some deranged madman stormed into our house and duct-taped every possible orifice that could make a noise except one and then inserted a Justin Bieber CD into that one place'. Here's a hint; ask mom when dinner will be ready before the round starts. Having said all that, the noise of someone falling heavily down the stairs followed by 'Speak to me Grandma!' is always acceptable, if only for the entertainment value.