4. This Game Sucks
Yes, of course it does. That's why you're playing it. You had a quick look through your collection, discarded all the great games we've been spoilt with for the last ten years, and chose the game that sucks to play. Shunning all and sundry like an Amish autistic at a swingers convention you place into your drive instead a game that assaults you with messy coding and the game balancing properties of Rock Paper Scissors without the rock. Yet again I am here to save your spotty little face, PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME!!! At the risk of offending anyone here, Christ on a f**kin' bike, is it THAT f**kin' hard to do?