10 Lame Excuses People Make For Sucking At Video Games

3. Hackers Cheaters And Glitchers

Video Game Hackers OK I'm not gonna deny it, these guys exist. They are out there splashing about in the shallow end of the gene-pool making the rest of us itchy when we paddle in the same water. The Pond-life Scum proudly slurping the scum off the surface parading their inability to play anything competitively and mistaking their 'first on the leaderboard' for my 'first against the wall when the revolution comes'. Script kiddies and lackers whose blackhat wizardry is only matched by the lack of cajones and skill that first caused them to scurry to their PC to google 'CoD Hack'. However, official figures from the Department of Guestimation show that a mere minuscule percentage of people accused of hacking are actually doing anything more wrong than beating a bubbling cry-baby whiner. Take it on the chin bubble-boy.
 
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