10 MORE Video Game Villain Turns You Never Saw Coming

2. Player 2 - Double Dragon

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The original Double Dragon came out in 1987 and opens to members of the Black Warriors street gang assaulting and kidnapping a young lady named Marian. Cue brothers Billy and Jimmy Lee who go on a rampage through the slums, a factory, and a forest before breaching the gang hideout and fighting everyone in their way.

If you were playing alone in the arcade, all you had to do was defeat the gang's boss - Willy and ta-da! Marian was rescued and very affectionate, because this was an '80s action game so of course your reward was a damsel-in-distress's sensuous 8-bit kiss. It does kind of make sense, after all Marian was Billy's girlfriend - hence the quest to rescue her.

But if you teamed up with a second player then after beating Willy, it became a fight for Marian's affections. With Billy and Jimmy recouping their health, they would go toe-to-toe for the final prize. You your best friend, standing with you - putting his or her quarters in the machine right alongside you. Now they were trying to beat you senseless, to steal your girlfriend. Dick move bro, dick move.

Also kind of a troubling idea to subject a traumatized woman to being the sexual conquest of two violent dudes in the modern day, but the eighties were different, and ickier.

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