10 Most Inappropriate Video Game Storylines Ever Written

3. Super Columbine Massacre RPG

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Danny Ledonne

Turns out the last entry was wrong; the best way to immortalise a game is by making it about the most tragic school shooting in the history of the world.

The player takes control of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold as they make their way through the now infamous school killing as many students as they can in the form of a classic NES era RPG.

Along the way, the player will fight stereotypes of high school life such as "preppy girls", "jocks", and "math teachers". The whole thing is just a crass and frankly unnecessary delve into the minds of two of America's most notorious mass killers, often following the real life events eerily closely until the two eventually killed themselves in the school library.

The worst part is that it doesn't even end there, like some sort of demented nightmare the two then journey to hell where they're free to combat demons straight from Doom and... South Park's version of Satan?

Then - like the game didn't just jump off the deep end - it returns to the somber reality of the press conference held after the real like Columbine incident like this game is actually some form of art; instead of, you know, a school shooting RPG.

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