10 Most Ridiculous Female Bodies In Video Games

7. Sorceress - Dragon's Crown

Subtlety, thy name is Dragon's Crown. Do the artists of this game know anything about the effects of gravity? Or spines, for that matter? I mean, look at her! It's like her hindquarters exist in a totally different universe! She wouldn't even be able to take a step without having a massive wardrobe malfunction! Everything about this character is ridiculous.

Forget about tastefulness, what about actual physiology? I feel like the character designers might still be in fifth grade, because that's the last time I saw a woman drawn like this. I guess writing anything about this entry at all is redundant and unnecessary, so let's just move on.

...Ahem. Let's go, already.

 
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