10 Things You Should NOT Do With Pokémon GO

It's very alluring to hop onto a hideously-overpriced bike, or take a ride on the local ferry, and leave it all behind in order to find whatever may be in other countries around the world. Then again, the budget that you promised you'd not use towards the game would best not be spent on overpriced travel costs, either.

Don't believe the North Korean propaganda; Kim Jong Un does not have every Pokémon stored in his personal quarters, and he's certainly not for sharing with the rest of us. No matter what happens, do not say your quest is to catch them all. Don't question the authenticity of their half-baked arguments.

Otherwise, they'll be throwing more than Pokeballs at you in the gulags.

If you're not living in the U.S., avoid it. You might bump into Trump, who'll build a wall around them (not realizing they're trapped in a game). On the flip side, you might find Hilary, who's going to try and act hip and cool and say she caught “Snor-mando, or whatever its name is. I love that Pikkomen!”

Just stay at home and enjoy what you can find.