10 Video Game Achievements That Mocked You For Playing Badly

5. Blind & Lollercoaster - Blitz: The League

Sports games are absolutely not beating around the bush when it comes to mocking you for being crap at them. Which I take as a personal slight since I’m playing them because I suck at real world sports.

NBA Ballers: Chosen One has an achievement called ‘Loser’ which you get for, well, losing a tonne. MLB 15 The Show pops one called ‘Bruh’ for players who give up a home run to the first batter of the game, and Tiger Woods PGA Tour ‘09 grants you with an achievement called ‘Lost The Plot’ for exceeding the shot limit on a single hole. In terms of pure callous mockery, though, we’ve gotta give it to Blitz: The League.

If you pull off losing the very first game of your career you’ll get the “Weak Sauce” achievement, while losing a game by more than 24 points gets you one called “O RLY?”

I think it’s the sassy tone that makes these achievements next level mocking, exemplified nowhere more effectively than the “Blind” achievement you get by throwing five interceptions or “Lollercoaster” which you’ll earn through fumbling five times in one game. I’m not sure anyone has actually said “lollercoaster” since 2005 when the game came out but I think we can give it a pass for the sass alone.