10 Video Game Achievements That Mocked You For Playing Badly

6. Afraid - F.E.A.R.

To get the Superman Returns achievement you had to be a cheater, but don’t worry, this one will pop just because you suck. Enter F.E.A.R.’s aptly named ‘Afraid’ achievement.

Much like the Bourne Conspiracy ‘cheev, you actually have to be next level bad to get this one organically. I don’t want to say you deserve to be mocked if you get it, but, well… The only way to grab it is to finish a multiplayer game with a negative score.

That basically means you need to spawn into a match, kill yourself more than once, and go AFK until time runs out. Or become a sponge for everybody else’s bullets.

In a move that’s unlikely to surprise you, Afraid is also a zero-point achievement, but if you’re going for 100% completion, you go right ahead and cower in a corner, my friend.